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Carolin serving up some Hookers
NEW FOR 2010
Thomas Hooker - CT Brewed Tap Beer
Blonde Ale and Irish Red Lager
Want to hear a good joke…they are always flying around the tavern at the Cornwall Inn & Restaurant. (Especially now with the HOOKER jokes…you can imagine!) Having the only full liquor license in town certainly has helped in making the Tavern a popular place for friends to gather. More importantly, the fabulous food, killer drinks and “CHEERS” atmosphere is why folks come again and again.
A few jokes appropriate for print
Did you know beer makes you smarter…it made Bud wiser!
What did the country duck say when the bartender asked him to pay for his drinks? “Quack, put it on my bill!
A man and his wife are visiting the Holy Land and the wife unexpectly drops dead. The priest tells the husband he can offer him a burial “deal” and for only $200 bury the deceased wife on the holiest ground on earth. Otherwise, the husband will have to pay over $2,000 to send the body back to the States. The husband says, “Thanks, Father, but I think I’m going to have to suck it up and pay the $2000.” “But why, my son, when your wife can be buried in such a holy place?” The husband said, “Must I remind you that over 2000 years ago a man was raised from the dead on these grounds….I CAN’T TAKE MY CHANCES!”
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